Wednesday, 13 November 2013
With its razor-sharp teeth, the piranha is capable of stripping an elderly, heavily-laden servant in minutes, although fortunately it is not so fond of expensive luggage!
Will devour anything too lazy or stupid to get out of the water, with the notable exception of the crocodile, with its tough-as-old-boots hide and obvious resemblance to expensive luggage.
Each of these appalling and tiny bastards has specially adapted eyes allowing it to see through the gallons of blood it invariably swims in. Capable of hiding in one's water bottle for days, the piranha can be defeated by urinating into the bottle then beating it to death with a stout shoe.